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How many nicknames/ slang words do you know for "penis" - in english & afrikaans?

Please list as many as you can.

It was that previous question about "toti" that got me wondering. Who thinks up these names and why? Who uses them? Its strange.
55 mths ago

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1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle. 2. Gristle Missile. 3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power. 4. Bone-Her. 5. Harry & the HHenderson's (Hendersons are the balls). 6. Granite Edifice. 7. One-Eyed Fred. 8. Dip Stick. 9. Piss Pump. 10. Meat Wrench. 11. Nightcrawler. 12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper. 13. Love Pump. 14. Richard and the Twins. 15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel. 16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken. 17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey. 18. Johnson. 19. Trouser Snake. 20. Tool. 21. Thrill Drill. 22. Sex Pistol. 23. Pocket Rocket. 24. One Hole Friction Whistle. 25. The Pink Oboe. 26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior. 27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower. 28. Trouser Trout. 29. Vlad The Impaler. 30. One Eyed Snake.

Source: Sorry I just had to google it - everyone came up with those I know!!!!

55 mths ago

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ummm, dick, piel, snot sambok, die lang steel, weener, tottie, purple headed yogurt slinger, tril, glory gun, sure i know more just a few.

55 mths ago

dick, balls, pipi, cock, python, ak47, toti, black mamba, bully,

55 mths ago

Sorry, but I think I will skip this one......

55 mths ago

All my girlfriends call mine, ag shame, for some reason.

55 mths ago

Hier is 'n slang in die gras..........

55 mths ago

To many to mention

55 mths ago

machine gun

55 mths ago

That's why I am so confused about religion .. when I get undressed I always hear "OMG" ..

55 mths ago

I think they've all been listed above...

55 mths ago

Willy, Peter,John Thomas, Old Man, Hampton, Bishop, King Cobra, Schlong, Dingaling, One-eyed snake, Weapon, Dick, Percy, Cat Burglar,Pie slicer, Mr Muscle .....and oh so many more. I constantly heard new ones when l worked behind the bar....some were beyond the imagination.

55 mths ago

I think what Geezer means is a "winkie" lol! en daar is a ergte regta Suid Afrikaanse een....."Boerie"

55 mths ago

Best information can be got from the Porn Sites.

55 mths ago

Outjie, Ou, Likkewaan, Slang, Meneer, Toti, Dick, P*&L, Banana, Snotsambok, Kindermaker, Tril, Plesierspier, Ding, Dingetjie, Mamba, Willy, Dingaan en sy 2 Impies, Wurm, Wurmpie, Tollie, Totterman, Piepie, Pypie, Hosepype, Wa, .........

55 mths ago

woofies list is pretty encompassing.

55 mths ago

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