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Who does Israel belong to? An Israeli Sense of Humor at UN set the record straight.

This is purely for enjoyment and not to offend anyone please. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them! The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.' The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech...'. __________________________________

Good Heavens Nuclear, if you cannot see the funny side of this, why in Heavens name take the time and type a whole diatribe about it. Why not just let the question go? You really have to lighten up. Watch you blood pressure. Life is difficult enough.
42 mths ago

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Good one Alicia. Nuclear, lighten up old chap..its Friday, have a bit of humour, or are you German?

42 mths ago

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I get that this is a joke, but in light of what's happening there e.g. water shortages, schools & hospitals in disrepair etc., I hope I don't offend when I ask: How is it possible that in the whole of the Middle East there's only one country that has White people & this country of White people was only set up in 1947 while the area was still colonised by the British, after 6 million Jews died. It was a appeasement tactic that has led to war there ever since. The first Whites were explorers & then soldiers in the Crusades, they were not there before the bedouins.

42 mths ago

Very clever, hahaha

42 mths ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Great one!!!!LOL!!!!!!

42 mths ago

LOL @ Proffie. Alicia, good one!! I hope everyone, with the exception of Nuclear, enjoyed it.

42 mths ago

Hahahahaha! Excellent one, Alicia. A masterful entry which I'm sure had everyone there awake and eager to hear the speech!

42 mths ago

Alicia, thanks for sharing this definitely made me smile!

42 mths ago

Hi Alicia. I realise this is a joke and I can see it that way but, I think Nuclear has a point. Whites werent here a few hundred years ago, blacks were here. This land belonged to blacks. Why isnt it acceptable then for blacks to take white land (which they acquired after they got here) as the Israelis took back "their" land? So, can we also kill and maim and bomb the intruders. Can we stop international aid organisations from giving whites aid then? Can we board their vessels, murder them and when the UN objects, give the UN the middle finger? Can we (remember we here here first) put you in concentration camps and give you a pass so you cant move between places that belonged, sorry belongs, to us? If the Israelis can take back their land, why cant we? I dont think it'll be so funny then. I'm not judging you or anyone else, I'm just stating my view from my perspective.

42 mths ago

I received this a while ago, only the Palestinian/Israeli roles were reversed, which I think is more likely (though I seriously doubt this ever happened at all). Remember, when Moses was in the desert there was no Israel, as he was on his way to 'the promised land', and died before entering it. So if he was alive, and there were people in the land, the land was stolen from them. Its never easy to make jokes on this subject, good as they may be.

42 mths ago

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