Actually, last week my friends held me down and forced me to watch a recently made porn movie. Struggle and protest as I did, I could not get free so I resigned myself to watching. Ahem. So, having insulated myself thus, I can honestly tell you that I guffawed (weird word, I know, but that's the only way to describe my uitspartig laughter) when one the protagonists, going by the name of Candy, started 'squirting'. My friends were offended by my gales of laughter and explained, in injured tones, that Candy was in a paroxysm (they didn't say that but I can't repeat what they said, word for word) of extreme pleasure and the squirting stuff was roughly equivalent to the semen that a man will ejaculate. I fell off the couch and, for the time in my life, I was slapping my thighs while rolling on the floor laughing. They lapsed into a haughty silence and I was able to escape from their clutches. So, in short, these porno chicks are actually peeing, and squeeling with real delight as it must thrill them to pee on the line of men grunting and heaving on them. There is no such thing as the copious amount of urine is not even vaguely similar to what some women may experience as ejaculate. It's merely the current porno fad, as the reverse cowboy position appears to be. But that's another story.
66 mths ago