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what would happen if after sex you sleep with your penis inside her and the condom is left inside?

can she tell its inside? if not, what will happen in a few days time? is there a danger of the condom moving to other places inside her body? 58 mths ago

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WTF??? okay... don't panic! think carefully now... was the penis inside her the whole night? when did the condom come off? during sex or while you were sleeping? was the penis still inside her when you woke up? did the penis or did the penis not wake up first? Okay... in a few days time, a cauliflower shaped growth will start to appear on the tip of the penis. The penis will fall off. She will also develop a cauliflower shaped growth, although hers will turn brown. She will be pregnant. With twins. Six of them. When she gives birth do not, I repeat do NOT let her breast feed in case one of the babies chokes on the roving condom that has since lodged itself in her left mammary gland. Seriously... if either of you are uncomfortable about trying to get the condom out from inside her, then you really need to go see a doctor and be 100% honest about what happened and what your concerns are. A betadine douche for her might be a good idea, too. And do it soon. Like first thing in the morning. And then try not to have sex with each other ever again. You sleep... she can't feel anything... you're probably just not compatible!

58 mths ago

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58 mths ago

Would you like a condom inside your body? Of course there is a danger!!

58 mths ago

LOL! Yes, maybe you find the condom in her mouth the following morning - hope it's flavoured! Hahaha - real funny.

58 mths ago

Nothing will happen. PS. If she cant tell its inside, well then shame on you attack!

58 mths ago

Oh!!!Metis, LOL. I think she should go to the gynae, explain the her man slept with his penis inside her the whole night and that there is a possibility that the condom may still be enjoying itself.

58 mths ago

its realy obvious, if she wont feel that ur penis its inside her meaning she doesn't feel u, damn!!!

58 mths ago

Were you drunk or something falling asleep on her like that???? Now I have heard everything!!!!!

58 mths ago

Sixtuplets - start saving man you in for a hell of a ride.

58 mths ago

Risk of pregnancy, as emen will escape from the condom. If she does not wish to fall pregnant, best bet is to go to GP for "morning after" pill as a matter of urgency. To retain the condom left inside, let her stand straight up with her legs parted and search with the middle and index finger and take it out. Good luck!

58 mths ago

Get her to the doc so it can be taken account, probably risk of infection as well!!

58 mths ago

It slips out.

58 mths ago

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