WTF??? okay... don't panic! think carefully now... was the penis inside her the whole night? when did the condom come off? during sex or while you were sleeping? was the penis still inside her when you woke up? did the penis or did the penis not wake up first? Okay... in a few days time, a cauliflower shaped growth will start to appear on the tip of the penis. The penis will fall off. She will also develop a cauliflower shaped growth, although hers will turn brown. She will be pregnant. With twins. Six of them. When she gives birth do not, I repeat do NOT let her breast feed in case one of the babies chokes on the roving condom that has since lodged itself in her left mammary gland. Seriously... if either of you are uncomfortable about trying to get the condom out from inside her, then you really need to go see a doctor and be 100% honest about what happened and what your concerns are. A betadine douche for her might be a good idea, too. And do it soon. Like first thing in the morning. And then try not to have sex with each other ever again. You sleep... she can't feel anything... you're probably just not compatible!
57 mths ago